If Batman was on tv now, which new villains would you create

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm

Can't come up with titles, but the cliffhanger is that Batman, Robin, and Batgirl are about to be lowered from the ceiling into a giant vat of batter to be deep fried and fed to the sharks at Marineland.

If they don't suffocate from being in the batter, the hot oil will kill them instantly.

But, since the Lunch Lady is a cheapo, she used really cheap shortening, cut with a no name brand of vegetable oil.

The kind that is guaranteed to stink up a storm, and that's BEFORE cooking anything.

One of the high school kids, who was investigating the Lunch Lady for fraud is with them, and when her daddy finds out, the Lunch Lady had better make tracks, cuz he ain't all that forgiving of anyone that wants to hurt his baby girl.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:20 pm

Wow, you really want this foe to win , lol
She could sing, "Dinner dinner Batman"

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:59 pm

She's not going to win; it turns out that Batgirl is the girlfriend of the teenager's father.

And he is EXTREMELY overprotective of them both. He knows that Batgirl can handle herself, but his daughter? Not unless she has access to a baseball bat or a pair of scissors.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:10 pm

So it's definitely a season 3 or 4 villain. Who would play her?

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:13 pm

That's the tough part. I was thinking of Martha Raye or someone with similar looks.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:17 pm

Yep, good choice. Now a even more toughie-- who would play her if we were to do the show now?

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:26 pm

Who do we know that has those kinds of looks in Hollywood these days?

Not a lot of actresses are willing to let age affect their looks these days, what with all of the plastic surgery going on.

Maybe Roseanne? She's certainly abrasive enough, although a bit shorter than I envision for the role.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:37 pm

Roseanne a decent choice, somebody taller, mmmm, leave it with me, but you are right, too much vanity. Did you suggest an actress for Maude wss it ? (Le Artiste's abusive ghost aunt) ? Love the Le Artiste idea big time

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:46 pm

Medea, as in the Greek sorceress that murdered her own sons when her husband dumped her for his second wife. And this was AFTER she sent the poor little twerp a poisoned dress, mind you.

It would have to be a character actress as well as someone who doesn't mind a bit of makeup.

I'm thinking of a pinch faced, sour old bag that never had one happy moment in her life, and had to take care of her sister's grandchild during her teenaged years, while she wanted to be happily retired.

Someone who looks VERY disapproving....of everything that life has to offer.

As for the Lunch Lady how about Tyne Daley? She has the height, the weight and can play a sour old bag.

She did it for a few years on Judging Amy, after all.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:12 am

Tyne Daly would be perfect as a villain, especially the Dinner Lady/ Lunch Lady. I love the back story you put in to your characters. Medea (sorry got it wrong) , hmmmm how about a Jane Curtin or a Wendy Malick? I smith gonna need help casting my villains......

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:19 am

What gets me is that no one has asked who the dad of the teenager is.

Heres a clue; hes one of the more popular members of the rogues gallery, is in his thirties and he has a volatile temper.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:37 am

30s? Volatile temper? Batgirl's his girlfriend? Hmmmm another clue?(hope it's not too obvious and I cant see the obvious!)

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:44 am

It has to be someone who knows Batgirl's identity and possibly someone who doesn't come across evil to her, Ghul? Maxine Zeus mad William Elroy also spring to mind. Hope I am not being a div-bucket, lol

Riddlersgurl · Post by **Riddlersgurl** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:54 am

Hes too short to be either of those. He figured out her identity after dating her in her civilian guise for six months. Mostly after comparing bone structure, eye color, and the fact that he kissed her as batgirl, after kissing her as barbara.

He also kissed a beauty pageant contestant, just for the sheer heck of it.

mattman · Post by **mattman** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:00 pm

I like this.... trying to fathom out the rogue, my initial thought was Bookworm before I typed anything, so it is either him or guess the Riddler as he is not tall, very volatile, can work out there things and you are, of course, Riddlersgurl

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