mattman wrote:4theboids that is superb! What s great story
With your permission I would love to add this to the series, and can still have Woody Allen as Dr.Neurotic
It exactly captured the ethos of the show
And here's another one, with Howard Cosell as a villain:
Love the story big-time !
The idea that the big four are watching while incarcerated is genius
Got a challenge for you though old chum
Let's say Woody Allen may just be too old now, who would play your 2 villains, Dr.Neurotic and Mr.Personality, if the show was being made now?
Just as the Dynamic Duo are about to get into the Batmobile, a wheelchair flies out of a window a few feet away.
They look up to see Alfred and Stand-Up grabbing hold of the ledge. When Batman asks what happened, Alfred replies, "Just hanging out with my friend sir"
Meanwhile, at police HQ, Commissioner Gordon presses a button under his desk just as O'Hara is about to shoot and he is encased in a bullet-proof see-through booth. Bash calls for Crichton to come to assist in reconditioning the Chief.
The Duo send Alfred back to Wayne Manor and yet again are about to jump into the Batmobile when an old lady is mugged across the street and the Duo capture the crook. Robin takes him to the police station, while Batman goes to his vehicle. Yet again, a distraction, a gang of groupies want his autograph and he obliges. As he is finally back at the Batmobile, he notices the Street Patrol have clamped it as it is 2 minutes after 6pm in a No Parking zone.Batman, the true citizen accepts this fate.The Joker, watching on the JokeScreen in his Jokermobile cries out, "Someday's you just can't sit on a bomb!"
Batman walks to a nearby bus stop and stands in a queue where he gets some funny looks.
When a bus arrives he gets on and asks for,"Police HQ" and the bus driver ( Ray Romano) says that will be $3.
Batman has no money on him, and the driver refuses him on. An old man lends him the cash for the bus ride. Batman sits down next to an in-awe child.
The Joker is awaiting Dai Laughing, claiming that the gun he supplied him and the other comics were loaded with jelly beans and that he should be here soon, Giggles looks sheepish. The other comics arrive and the Joker orders them to dress up like him, make-up included.
Robin arrives at police HQ either the felon and witnesses Crichton trying to reason with the Chief who is still in his glass cage to no avail. Robin offers an Anti-Joker-Joke-Pill that Batman created and as the glass barricade comes up, Bash and Robin hold the Chief while the Commissioner feeds him it. He snaps out of the spell immediately and exclaims,"Mother McGillacuddy, where the Devil's toothpick am I?"
All the Joker's Jokers are ready and he orders them to target all the millionaires in Gotham. He still wants to know where Dai is though.
Robin meets up with Batman, who summons the emergency Batbikes and they race back to the Batcave.
The Jokers begin to break into the millionaires of Gotham houses and take cash and valuables.
Alfred finds a Joker in Wayne Manor while the Duo are downstairs, and after a bout of fisticufts, Alfred wins,knocking him out. He calls Batman and he takes him to the Cave for questioning
Meanwhile, the Chief and Bash and the police are rounding up the fake Jokers. In these scenes we see the POWS, BIFFS and SPLATS. The police burst into Joker's hideout and the Chief catches Giggles. But there's no Joker....
In the Batcave, the fake Joker comes around from the whiff of Batgas he was given, wonders where he was taken, then realises while the Duo's back are turned. He pulls out a water pistol and holds up the Duo, saying there is acid in the weapon. Batman addresses him as Joker and the antagonist asks how did he know. Batman replies, "Only you look relatively normal in those clothes, plus I was unaware there was more than one of you at present. Robin, call Commissioner Gordon to tell him that there are unfortunate spellbound comedians dressed like this Unfunny Marauder of Mirth on the loose".
Robin reports back after that the Gotham police dept are on top of the situation.
The Joker threatens to find his acid pistol unless the Duo reveal their identities. Batman laughs, " That's the
funniest thing you ever said Joker" The Joker fires the pistol only for water to shoot out. " I replaced your acid when you were unconscious, now you will be arrested for larceny, theft, fraud, gbh, abh, terrorism, murder , attempted murder of innocent citizens in a comedy club, recycling old and terrible jokes, kidnapping and not purchasing a tv licence forth tv your Jokermobile"
The Joker explains he knew nothing of the shootings in the comedy clubs and planned for jelly beans to replace the bullets. He then has a quick punch-up with Duo, before running towards the Batpoles and jumps on one. Batman activates the Anti-Intruder-Batpole-Dispenser and the Joker shoots downwards into a net. "Curses! Caught in the act" He shouts.
At police HQ, the Joker is in Commissioner Gordon's office and is about to be taken away when Bash brings Giggles in. He deduces that it was Giggles who replaced all the beans for bullets and says," I may be a homicidal maniac, but I am no killer" and launches for her. She escapes her captors and runs outside to the Batmobile that has just been declamped and delivered off of a truck . She jumps in and, BOOOOOOOM!"
The Joker laughs and tells the Duo that was for them...
That night, Bruce, Dick and Alfred are watching tv when a repeat of Dai Laughing comes on. Alfred says, "I like him, last time I saw him he blew people away".....
Next up....
An ancient villain from the original series decides it's time to resurface.....
That depends, what kind of Personality does he have?
Obnoxious and grating? Kaleel White (but not as bad as Urkel; the other crooks'd shoot him!)
Snooty and obsequious? Tom Fenton from the Harry Potter movies. This may sound biased, but NOBODY does snooty like the English. Unless you want someone that's French.
Motormouthed used car salesman? James Woods. Why not? It worked for him when he did the role of Hades in the Disney version of Hercules.
Look on the 4theboids post a little before my Joker story part 2 ( on same page as this) and click on his link and read his story. It's the Mr.Personality one, then let me know.
Your Riddler story's good, a little dark, more set during the more recent eras (just my opinion) , and especially like the Pope role.
It is dark, but the Riddler is a dark soul.
The fact he cares is a nice touch.
The link with Maggie and the Bishop is good.
4theboids stories are well worth the read too, good to know that i am in good company!!!!!!
Oh yeah, that Bishop was a right piece of work, wasn't he?
I based him with the Borgias in mind; one of the Borgia Popes had either a mistress or wife on the side as well as a bunch of children, all of whom were as devious and deviant as he was.
This Bishop didn't want that happening, so he orchestrated events so that they wouldn't do so. As for his great-nephew, he simply adopted the kid out, knowing that eliminating him completely would set his own brother against him.
I'm kind of stuck as to what should happen next, or if I should leave the story as complete.
I think the story could be left as it is for now, but with the luxury that you can touch upon it, revisit it or throw in a sequel in the future.
As Riddlersgurl, I guess you do not write for any other naughty people from Gotham?
Nah, nothing from the powers that be.
We are on the correct subject, dont worry
Youve told me storyline before, like it and may just try and incorporate it
