If Batman was on tv now, which new villains would you create
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A villain with OCD, a clean freak, love it, but how did you get that name ?
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Riddlersgurl
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I got the name Vincent from the character of the same name on Beauty and The Beast, way back in the 80's. A truly noble soul with the facial features of a lion, and no one ever knew how he got that way.
The name Taggert just seemed right to me. I know I heard it somewhere, but I can't remember JUST where I heard it.
Batman can easily defeat him by bringing in a small cage full of truly icky looking, hairy spiders (non-venomous, of course!)
Or, by spraying down his headquarters with a boatload of manure; causing Vincent to go absolutely bonkers and throwing him off his game.
The name Taggert just seemed right to me. I know I heard it somewhere, but I can't remember JUST where I heard it.
Batman can easily defeat him by bringing in a small cage full of truly icky looking, hairy spiders (non-venomous, of course!)
Or, by spraying down his headquarters with a boatload of manure; causing Vincent to go absolutely bonkers and throwing him off his game.
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Ahhh tip the villain over the edge, love it. Now, a name for your Le Artiste's ghost aunt, plus did you see my story about Alfred while the Dynamic Duo are in Paris dealing with your villain......
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Riddlersgurl, by the way, your username had given me an idea, a female version of the Riddler; Riddlette
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Riddlersgurl
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Well, for the interfering, abusive great aunt, we need a truly poisonous sounding name to go with her equally poisonous nature.
How about Medea?
And no, I didn't see your story. Where is it?
As for Riddlette, it works for me. As long as she isn't a second rate villainess and can come up with really GOOD riddles.
How about Medea?
And no, I didn't see your story. Where is it?
As for Riddlette, it works for me. As long as she isn't a second rate villainess and can come up with really GOOD riddles.
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Riddlette could arguably be as big and successful as her guru. She could be 'our' Riddler of the 2013 series. As for the story , it is on this page, not a full story just an idea, a concept I had in the middle of last night, I woke up and thought of an Alfred based tale while thinking of your foe and her nasty beyond the grave aunt
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I also have the Highwayman, Amadeus Hotrod (a hot Mr. Freeze), Uncle Sam, Papa Boc (a voodoo themed foe), the Bombardier, the King (Elvis impersonator), Cupid, the Ferryman, Catwoman and Poison Ivy's adopted daughter Tiger Lily, Housewife, Colonel Custard (loves yellow) , Prince Harming (for Panto special) and Monty Midas. Thats all..for now
Just one hint...
The worst is yet to come.....
Same Matt time
Same Matt channel
Just one hint...
The worst is yet to come.....
Same Matt time
Same Matt channel
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Yellow Oval
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I liked that one by Mattman (welcome, by the way) - The Nanny. For some reason I pictured Juliet Mills a.k.a. Phoebe Figgalilly (it is a silly name!) in her dark cape and hat moving to Gotham for a life of crime after getting fed up dealing with the Professor and his three kids. 
"Hmmm... I don't like the twist this joke is taking. Let us away! Let us away!"
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This might be the most evil new villain of all. 
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WHEN LAST WE LEFT THAT DOMINOED DAREDOLL BATGIRL, SHE HAD BEEN IMPRISONED IN A CYLINDRICAL TUBE BY THAT EVIL NEW VILLAIN KNOWN AS HIGH C. WHAT DIABOLICAL PLAN DOES HE HAVE IN STORE FOR HER?
"Soon, Batgirl, my fiendish machine will do its evil work," High C said.
The villain flipped a switch and electricity surged through the tube. Batgirl's vocal cords felt some pressure and she thought, 'Maybe that's what his name means. He is trying to turn me into a siren, just like his favorite villainess.'
Finally, the machine stopped and Batgirl let out a deep breath as the compartment opened. She stepped out of the tube.
"Now, how do you feel?" High C asked.
Batgirl shrugged. "I fail to see what was the point of this desultory exuhcise. I feel exactly the same as I did befaw."
Batgirl suddenly noticed her words. 'Desultory, exuhcise, befaw,' she thought, puzzled. "What in the wuhlld have you done to me?" she demanded.
"Isn't it obvious, Batgirl? My Britonator machine (patent pending) has transformed you into an Englishwoman, complete with what High C considers the sultriest, most alluring accent in the world. Or should I say, wuhlld?"
"Faw what puh-pose? What is your plan?" Batgirl said, enunciating every word perfectly.
"I really enjoy listening to women with English accents, Batgirl," High C replied. "It beats trying to take over boxing or surfing, don't you think?"
"This IS rahthah a sticky wicket," Batgirl said, adding, "do you have any scones, High C? I think it is time faw tea."
WILL BATGIRL DRIVE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD FROM NOW ON? WILL SHE REFER TO AMERICANS AS 'COLONISTS'? WILL HIGH C CONTINUE TO BE A ROYAL PAIN?
WHO KNOWS?
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WHEN LAST WE LEFT THAT DOMINOED DAREDOLL BATGIRL, SHE HAD BEEN IMPRISONED IN A CYLINDRICAL TUBE BY THAT EVIL NEW VILLAIN KNOWN AS HIGH C. WHAT DIABOLICAL PLAN DOES HE HAVE IN STORE FOR HER?
"Soon, Batgirl, my fiendish machine will do its evil work," High C said.
The villain flipped a switch and electricity surged through the tube. Batgirl's vocal cords felt some pressure and she thought, 'Maybe that's what his name means. He is trying to turn me into a siren, just like his favorite villainess.'
Finally, the machine stopped and Batgirl let out a deep breath as the compartment opened. She stepped out of the tube.
"Now, how do you feel?" High C asked.
Batgirl shrugged. "I fail to see what was the point of this desultory exuhcise. I feel exactly the same as I did befaw."
Batgirl suddenly noticed her words. 'Desultory, exuhcise, befaw,' she thought, puzzled. "What in the wuhlld have you done to me?" she demanded.
"Isn't it obvious, Batgirl? My Britonator machine (patent pending) has transformed you into an Englishwoman, complete with what High C considers the sultriest, most alluring accent in the world. Or should I say, wuhlld?"
"Faw what puh-pose? What is your plan?" Batgirl said, enunciating every word perfectly.
"I really enjoy listening to women with English accents, Batgirl," High C replied. "It beats trying to take over boxing or surfing, don't you think?"
"This IS rahthah a sticky wicket," Batgirl said, adding, "do you have any scones, High C? I think it is time faw tea."
WILL BATGIRL DRIVE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD FROM NOW ON? WILL SHE REFER TO AMERICANS AS 'COLONISTS'? WILL HIGH C CONTINUE TO BE A ROYAL PAIN?
WHO KNOWS?
'I thought Siren was perfect for Joan.'--Stanley Ralph Ross, writer of 'The Wail of the Siren'
My hobbies include gazing at the Siren and doing her bidding, evil or otherwise.
'She had a devastating, hypnotic effect on all the men.'--A schoolmate describing Joan Collins at age 17
My hobbies include gazing at the Siren and doing her bidding, evil or otherwise.
'She had a devastating, hypnotic effect on all the men.'--A schoolmate describing Joan Collins at age 17
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Love the High C, even though the piece was tongue in cheek (literally), and I am English I actually like the way Batgirl could be turned English and it could annoy the Gothamites. "High C is Tingish/ Batgirl becomes English"
The Nanny could work,Juliet Mills would have been a could choice, did you mean now or then? If now, a Julie Andrews lookalike ala Carey Mulligan would be good, if the role needs to be older how about Mrs Blake Edwards herself still ?????? She could spoof the Poppins role no end. Failing that, if we are looking for an older Nanny, and Miss Andrews is unavailable look no further than Dame Judu Dench.
HOLY EX-SECRET SERVICE BOSS!
The Nanny could work,Juliet Mills would have been a could choice, did you mean now or then? If now, a Julie Andrews lookalike ala Carey Mulligan would be good, if the role needs to be older how about Mrs Blake Edwards herself still ?????? She could spoof the Poppins role no end. Failing that, if we are looking for an older Nanny, and Miss Andrews is unavailable look no further than Dame Judu Dench.
HOLY EX-SECRET SERVICE BOSS!
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New villains, the Ringmaster, FourEyes, a man who is obsessed with monkeys/hangs from tree with feet (Apeman? Help), Deathtrap and Tudor Rose
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elmrgraham
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How about The Bookwoman as a new villain? Like The Bookworm,she would commit her crimes based on book plots.Elmer J.Graham Jr.,Keyport,New Jersey.
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A female version (or male if applicable) are good moves, hence Riddlette I created with Riddlersgurl, Boogeyman could be more of a romantic novel villain, perhaps, like Amy in Big Bang always trying to woo her beau Bookworm.
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Riddlersgurl
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How about The Lunch Lady?
She works in public schools, mainly high schools, serving food so atrocious that more than three fourths of the students brown bag it every day, while she pockets the profits.
After a year, she moves on to other pastures.
She's of medium height, wears her hair up in a bun, covered with the ubiquitous hair net of her trade, wears a white uniform, is middle aged, and has a face so sour it would petrify Medusa.
Her food, while it looks edible, is anything but.
She uses absolutely NO salt in anything! And since just about every recipe calls for at least a smidgeon of salt, you can imagine just how bland and foul it tastes.
She wanted to be a sous chef as a young woman, but found culinary school to be far too expensive, and had to take a job with the Board of Education as a cafeteria worker.
She also hates teenagers and most younger children, seeing as how they do nothing but complain about the food she serves; so, this is her revenge against all of the mean remarks thrown her way by wretched children.
At least in her eyes.
She works in public schools, mainly high schools, serving food so atrocious that more than three fourths of the students brown bag it every day, while she pockets the profits.
After a year, she moves on to other pastures.
She's of medium height, wears her hair up in a bun, covered with the ubiquitous hair net of her trade, wears a white uniform, is middle aged, and has a face so sour it would petrify Medusa.
Her food, while it looks edible, is anything but.
She uses absolutely NO salt in anything! And since just about every recipe calls for at least a smidgeon of salt, you can imagine just how bland and foul it tastes.
She wanted to be a sous chef as a young woman, but found culinary school to be far too expensive, and had to take a job with the Board of Education as a cafeteria worker.
She also hates teenagers and most younger children, seeing as how they do nothing but complain about the food she serves; so, this is her revenge against all of the mean remarks thrown her way by wretched children.
At least in her eyes.
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The Lunch Lady! ! A very detailed synopsis, any story titles, and what would the cliffhanger be?